It has occurred to me over the past few days that if I had a penny for every time the following "other" holiday phrases were thought or uttered, I'd be a very rich man:
I'm sure there are plenty more, but it's early, and I stayed up too late...hmmm, I just thought of another one!
- What were we thinking going shopping the day after Christmas?
- What were we thinking coming to the mall on the Saturday after Christmas?
- This traffic is driving me crazy!
- All of these people are driving me crazy!
- What bowl game is on today?
- It's Christmas! We should go ahead and spend a little extra on that gift. We can pay off the bills with the tax refund. (Second sentence is optional. Some people don't think that far ahead).
- Well, if I'm not starting my diet until New Year's Day, then I may as well enjoy all of this holiday fare until then. We don't' want it sitting around here come Tuesday!
- I ate too much.
- I have heartburn.
- I drank too much.
- I have a headache.
Happy 2008!!!
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