Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Priority Adjustment Needed

A wealthy lawyer, was driving his red Ferrari down the highway, thinking to himself how much he loved his ride, when he was suddenly forced off the road and flung out of his car as it went hurling down a cliff.

Miraculously he survived, and ran to the edge of the cliff, and stared down at his car in flames and cried, "My Ferrari! My Ferrari!"

While standing there a man ran up next to him and said, “Sir, never mind the car, don't you realize how hurt you are? Your left arm is gone!"

Looking down at the stump that was once his left arm, the lawyer, stunned and horrified, screamed “My Rolex! My Rolex!"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

: )

Reminds me of a scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail!